Yo dont text me then not text me
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
this beer tastes like vomit already
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there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
apparently he's bringing me two things i like. he said one was him and i'm assuming the other one is his penis
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
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Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I am going to paint butt plugs like little Christmas trees and give them as gifts.
You could paint cock rings as wreaths.
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
Can you repeat that, but with context?
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
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