Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
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So you plan on doing double washing machine sex? Like. A double date. But with sex. On a washing machine..?
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
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Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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