So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
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Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
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He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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