Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
I thought of you while cleaning the forehead prints off my glass doors.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
But the Super Mario beer pong table is more than appropriate.
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I'm ordering sushi and crying over finals. Come over and bring wine.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Randomize
