Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
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Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
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I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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