BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
i just woke up to a text from him apologizing for making me eat a full lemon
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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