next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
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When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
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It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
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