At my boss' house at a bbq. Had a few beers. Taking a poop - there's no TP...this is my nightmare.
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Rather than admit to myself I've spent $756 at the bar this month, I'm just going to pretend I gave it to a homeless person...kind of makes me feel better.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
He asked if I was alright. I said "Yeah, I'm just an incapacitated ball of orgasmic bliss right now."
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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