do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
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I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
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On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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