I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
You told me you were allowed to keep eating butter because it had just passed midnight and you were on the next day's daily fat servings
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Fuck the library it's too quiet and makes me uneasy. I feel like I'm so isolated I should take off my pants or something
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