I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
my co-worker, his best friend who also works with us, an my baby daddy, ive turned love triangle into a retarded shape with to many sides to pronounce
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Her Grandmother felt me up AND paid for dinner. If she doesn't get her shit together I'm gonna be her Step Grandfather.
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
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