I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
It's only 4 pm and I'm already way past my preferred quota of "could have died" moments
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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