we have pet lesbian snakes
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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