We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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