Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
i'm at a party where swedish girls are dumping laundry detergent on each other because it glows in blacklight. this is awesome
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My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
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I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
sex on a roof was cool and all but that superhero argument was the best part of the night hands down
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
He and I didn't so much date, as watch cartoons and go down on each other.
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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