there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
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