CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
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I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
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No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
Randomize