Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My ass is underappreciated
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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