Well apparently he's into motor boating.
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
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Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
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So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
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