now there's a facebook group for all the people whose lives i've ruined
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
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Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I drove 5 hours to see her. She thanked me by getting shitfaced, inviting her boyfriend over, and making me sleep on the couch after I cooked for them and did the dishes. You're right. I'm a fucking doormat.
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So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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