Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
afterwards we were spooning and he said he wished he was a kangaroo so he cold put me in his pouch and keep me forever. I left as soon as he was asleep.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I'm sharing a breakfast burrito w my uber driver
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
Randomize
