Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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