wake up i wanna do it froggy style
chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
Standards? I'm sitting on his couch eating microwaved ramen wearing his wife's t-shirt. I don't remember what having standards even feels like.
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I think my moral compass just broke
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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