I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
hah yeah. there was a kid puking in the bathroom and this idiot brings in a potted plant and was like "yeah he's like, not getting enough oxygen"
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
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she peed on how many people?
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
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The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
Brian got his first ever blow job last night. We should make him a scrapbook.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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