omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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