Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
Remember when there was a happier time when people could all hang out together with out the awkwardness of the fact that she stole $1000 and cheated on a brother with another brother !?!??
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You're lucky I'm tired or I'd take a pic of me mounting a reindeer yard decoration
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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