so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
So what happened at girls night? My roomate found me passed out locked out on the front steps of the house and it was raining. Yes low moment
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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