is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Remembering I sold my brand new Blackberry to a stranger for a few pints = Worst night of my life. Now to work out what I did with my shoes.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
So I dropped $130 while buying shots for an army ranger, got my fake taken, almost went to jail, and came out of my black out when I was talking to the cops with a stolen detour sign in my hands.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
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