just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
if i bang your brother are we still cool?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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