By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
He asked her to marry him and she said yes. There is NO WAY she knows about his penchant for wearing lingerie.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Well, I guess my plans of staying around the apartment and drinking my weight in boxed wine are ruined. I have a date tonight.
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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