kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
i love accidental penises.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
And I just want you to know I got myself into this mess. I gotta get myself out. Plus, don't you only need one kidney?
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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