I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Holy shit, add "successfully got stoned secretly at a party where a cop was" to my list of accomplishments.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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