those bitches were sniggering at my man-pris like they were goddesses of fashion!
...dude i pray you are quoting something, someone, anyone...
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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