Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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