Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
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