And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
do you remember waking up from your blackout, kissing me ever so softly on the stomach, and saying "i love you bro. so much," then passing back out?
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
The word cocktail makes me want to rip my liver out and nail it to a cross.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Randomize
