im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
Sexting just isn't as much fun once you learn how bad he is in bed...
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
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