I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
lesson #1 of freshman year: grinding with a sombrero is difficult
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
