try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
I swiped a lunchable and a gatorade from my one night stand's fridge, does it count as a date now since a meal was included?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
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