the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
guy at the corner shop gets out a bottle of tequilla and a pack of malboro light whenever he sees me through the door. makes me feel loved and cared for
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
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