i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Oh and someone pissed in my shoes, so I'll let you figure that out.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I'm at a new rock bottom. Malibu on ice at work because it's the only thing they've got and no mixers.
THE CEO RESPONDED TO THE MEMO WITH HIS "UNICORN" EMAIL ADDRESS AND NOW HE'S APOLOGIZING TO EVERYONE FOR USING HIS PERSONAL EMAIL AT WORK.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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