There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I think the world might be a better place if everyone was capable of having open relationships.
I kept grabbing at Stephanie's boobs because I thought the leopard spots on her dress were popcorn.
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
It's funny when you can't take a fishing boat because you fucked the captains wife
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
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