And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
I'm lonelier than Tom Hanks in Cast Away, right meow. Ready to make this bong my Wilson.
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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