In the future we'll all be gay
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
I'm sending him pics of me in my new lingerie telling him to come over and when he gets here I'll have changed into like sweats and a 5 year old shirt with ketchup stains on it
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
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