The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Dave called me blind fucking drunk thinking he was going to die from drinking with drake bell(wtf?) saying "it's all that drake motherfucker's fault" and later proceeded to tell me "you are my twitter"
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
It still amazes me Mike had to have neck surgery after eating me out so much.
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