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penguin condom
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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