he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
The cop asked you if you had been drinking and you said you drank milk out of a cow.
I rememeber. I showed him the picture on my phone of me drinking out of the utter, right?
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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