Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
There is a car windscreen wiper in my handbag... Not my car's, not ok.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
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