Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
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I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
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I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
His wife found the thong I “forgot” in his glovebox
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