Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
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