I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
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I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
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If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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