He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
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You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
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Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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