shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
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3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
Whoever decided to wrap my shins in duck tape owes me new leg hair.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
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You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
that may or may not have been my penis.
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