Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
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we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
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I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
Hey so I got my period
Thank god I wasn't ready to deal with sober you for 9 months
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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