Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
the boat had a sign not to jump off the roof of it, which gave us the idea to jump off the roof of it
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
Randomize