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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.

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(217): View more from Illinois

so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.

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(251): View more from Alabama

Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his

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(734): View more from Michigan

Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.

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(208): View more from Idaho

I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?

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(517): View more from Michigan

You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.

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