I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
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The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
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A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.